I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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