I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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