I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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