How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
pop tarts are not kleenex
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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