rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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