Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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