U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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