i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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