your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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