I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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