Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
