I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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