We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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