I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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