yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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