Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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