I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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