I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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