you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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