Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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