I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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