I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
