How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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