let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
His nipple licking is glorious
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