at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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