garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
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I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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