And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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