I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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