Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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