Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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