so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
do herpes really smell.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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