is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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