just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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