Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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