I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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