I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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