That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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