I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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