i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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