i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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