i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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