i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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