dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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