Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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