i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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