So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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