whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
