Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Randomize
