weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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