Just fell off a train. Bad.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I love having hate sex.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I have aggressive nipples.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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