we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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