Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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