I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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