True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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