Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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