Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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